Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Christian countries now deporting violent Muslims

It has started .... Finally!

The first countries to ban Islam: See how the world is acting fast on the threat posed by Islam and its barbaric Sharia Law.  Japan has always refused Muslims to live permanent in their country and cannot own any real estate or any type of business, and have banned any worship of Islam. Any Muslim tourist caught spreading the word of Islam will be deported immediately, including all family members.

Cuba  rejects plans for first mosque.     

The African nation of Angola  and several other nations have officially banned Islam.     

Record number of Muslims, (over 2,000)  deported from  Norway  as a way of fighting crime. Since these Muslim criminals have been deported, crime has dropped by a staggering 72%. Prison Officials are reporting that nearly half of their jail cells are now vacant, Courtrooms nearly empty, Police now free to attend to other matters, mainly traffic offences to keep their roads and highways safe and assisting the public in as many ways as they can.

In Germany  alone in the last year there were 81 violent attacks targeting mosques.     

Austrian police arrested 13 men targeting suspected jihad recruiters.     

Chinese court sends 22 Muslim Imams to jail  for 16 to 20 years for spreading Islam hatred.   and have executed eighteen Jihadists; China campaigns against Separatism (disallowing  islamists to have their own separate state). Muslim prayers banned in government buildings and schools in Xinjiang ( Western China ). Hundreds of Muslim families prepared to leave China for their own safety and return back to their own Middle Eastern countries. Muslim refugees beginning to realize that they are not welcome in Christian countries because of their violent ways and the continuing wars in Syria and Iraq whipped up by the hideous IS who are murdering young children and using mothers and daughters as sex slaves.British Home Secretary prepares to introduce 'Anti-social Behavior Order' for extremists and strip dual nationals of their Citizenship Deportation laws also being prepared.    

The Czech Republic  blatantly refuses Islam in their country, regarding it as evil.    

Alabama  - A new controversial amendment that will ban the recognition of "foreign laws which would include sharia law".     

The Polish Defence League issues a warning to Muslims. 16 States Have All Introduced  Legislation to Ban Shariah Law.     

Many Muslims in Northern Ireland have announced plans to leave the Country to avoid anti-Islamic violence by Irish locals. The announcement comes after an attack on groups of Muslims in the city of Belfast, Groups of Irish locals went berserk and bashed teenage Muslim gangs who were referring to young Irish girls as sluts and should be all gang raped, according to Islam and ''Sharia Law''. Even hospital staff were reluctant to treat the battered Muslim patients, the majority were given the Band-Aid treatment and sent home with staff muttering ''Good Riddance''.   

North Carolina bans Islamic "Sharia Law" in the State, regarding it now as a criminal offence.  

Dutch MP's call for removal of all mosques in the Netherlands . One Member of the Dutch Parliament said: "We want to clean Netherlands of Islam".   Dutch MP Machiel De Graaf spoke on behalf of the Party for Freedom when he said, "All mosques in the Netherlands should be shut down. Without Islam, the Netherlands would be a wonderful safe country to live in, as it was before the arrival of Muslim refugees''.    

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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Naval Sensitivity Training

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.

One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.

The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

The Master Chief answered, "Why yes. I couldn't help but notice you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."

The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.

The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes, you seem to be short one ear."

The Admiral threw him out also.

The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question.

"Do you notice anything different about me?"

To his surprise the Sergeant Major said, "Yes. You wear contact lenses."

The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. "And how do you know that?" the Admiral asked.

The Sergeant Major replied, "Well sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one  ear."

Monday, October 5, 2015

Butch the rooster

Madeline was  in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred
young pullets and  ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and
any rooster not  performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time,so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her
roosters. Each bell  had a different tone, so she could  tell from a
distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill
out an efficiency  report by just listening to the bells.

Madeline¹s favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen
but this morning she noticed old Butch¹s bell hadn't rung at all!

When she went to investigate,  she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but  the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Madeline¹s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn¹t ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next

Madeline was  so proud of old Butch, she entered him in the Dowerin
Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell
Peace  Prize": they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as  well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a  politician could figure out
how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on
the unsuspecting  populace and screwing them when they weren¹t  paying attention?

Vote carefully in the next election. You can¹t always hear the bells.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Well, this puts everything into perspective.

Nice to have companions on the journey to retirement.
Just to make you feel really old......

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Hey Blondie!



Two blondes were going to Disneyland.  They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.. 

They started crying and turned around and went home. 



Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other,

'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' 

The other blonde turns and says,

'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?'



A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. 

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. 

She says, 'What's the story?' 

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'



A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 

She replied in a huff,

'I wish you guys would get your act together. 
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'



There's this blonde out for a walk.

She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,

'You ARE on the other side.'



A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

'Impossible!' says the doctor... 'Show me.'

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,

then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.

She pushed her knee and screamed.

Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.

Everywhere she touched made her scream. 

The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? 

'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 

'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'



  A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,

the trooper cranked down his window,

turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 

'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'



A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' 

The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' 

The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' 

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. 

To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'



A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night...

 It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on

Science & Nature.

Her question was,

'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'

She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'



A girl was visiting her blonde friend,

who had acquired two new dogs,

and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde.

'They're watch dogs'!