Thursday, May 26, 2016

Most Creative Wood Pieces

Hope you enjoy the creativity of the projects and character of the material.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Vanilla Ice Cream Defies Evolution

Nearly everyone has enjoyed a yummy bowl of vanilla ice cream.  It is a wonderfully delicious dessert.  However, vanilla ice cream wouldn’t even exist if evolution were true.
Let’s start out with a little history.  Until more recent times, Mexico was the only producer of vanilla.  In the 1520s, a man by the name of Hernán Cortés traveled down to Mexico and loved vanilla.  So, he brought some back with him to Europe.  For the next 300 years, the Europeans tried but were never able to produce vanilla.
See, vanilla grows up a tree as a vine.  Eventually the vine produces an orchid.  In order to make the vanilla bean, the orchid must be pollinated.  The problem is, it only blooms one morning per year for pollination.  If it isn’t pollinated within 12 hours, it withers.  To make things more difficult, a hood like membrane covers the part of the vanilla orchid which produces pollen.  This makes the production of the vanilla bean very difficult.
In 1836, Charles François Antoine Morren traveled down to Mexico to figure out why they weren’t able to produce vanilla beans in Europe.  As Morren was studying the vanilla orchids, his attention was drawn to a little bee (the Mexican Melipona Bee).  This bee landed on the orchid, lifted up the little hood like membrane, collected pollen, and then flew off to the next flower.  This bee was pollinating the orchids.  After some time, the orchid produced a vanilla bean.
To this day, the Mexican Melipona Bee is the only insect that knows how to pollinate the vanilla orchid.  This simple fact puts evolution in an extremely difficult position.  Without the Mexican Melipona Bee, we simply would not have vanilla today.  The bee and the vanilla vine had to be made at the exact same time.  Not to mention, this bee had to be given specific information about how to pollinate the vanilla orchid.  Again, no other insect knows how to do this.  This bee had to be made, designed, and purposefully created to pollinate the vanilla orchid, and thus, produce vanilla.
So much of our world points to the Creator.  As silly as it sounds, even vanilla ice cream proclaims the glory of God.  So, the next time you sit down to enjoy a full bowl of vanilla ice cream, remember that you are enjoying a tasty treat which is only possible through the power of God!

Monday, May 23, 2016

The Old Guy at the Restaurant

An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.

A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,

"What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again.

"What would you like, sir?"

 Again the old man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "a quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,

"Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Stuff you didn't know you didn't know!

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green. 

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It is impossible to lick

your elbow.

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The State with the

highest percentage of people who walk to work: 


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The percentage of

Africa that is wilderness: 28%

(now get this...) 

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The percentage of

North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising

a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

$ 16,400

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The average number

of people airborne over the U.S.

in any given hour: 


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Intelligent people

have more zinc and copper in their hair.. 

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The first novel ever

written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer. 

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The San Francisco

Cable cars are the only mobile

National Monuments. 

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Each king in a deck

of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs - Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar 

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111,111,111 x

111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321 

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse

has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air,

the person died because of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has all four legs on the ground,

the person died of natural causes.

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Only two people

signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4,

John Hancock and Charles Thomson.

Most of the rest signed on August 2,

but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? 

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats.

What is the most popular boat name requested?

A.  Obsession 

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers,

how far would you have to go until you

would find the letter 'A'?

A.  One thousand 

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,

windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

A.  All were invented

by women. 

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Q. What is the only

food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey 

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls

than any other day of the year? 

A. Father's Day 

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In Shakespeare's time,

mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened,

making the bed firmer to sleep on.  Hence, the

phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'

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It was the accepted

practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that

for a month after the wedding, the bride's father

would supply his son-in-law

with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer and,

because their calendar was lunar based,

this period was called the honey month,

which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale

is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England ,

when customers got unruly,

the bartender would yell at them

'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' . . .

It's where we get

the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's' 

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Many years ago in

England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked

into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups.

When they needed a refill , they used the whistle

to get some service. 

'Wet your whistle' is the phrase

inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of

people who read this will try

to lick their elbow! 

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IN 2016


1. You accidentally

enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't

played solitaire with real cards in years. 

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers

to reach your family of three. 

4. You e-mail the person who

works at the desk next to you. 

5. Your reason for not staying in touch

with friends and family is that they

don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your

cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you

carry in the groceries... 

7. Every commercial on television

has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,

which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)

years of your life,

is now a cause for panic,

and you turn around to go and get it .

10. You get up in the morning and go online

before getting your coffee. 

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and

nodding and laughing. 

13. Even worse, you know exactly

to whom you are going to forward this message. 

14. You are too busy

to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that

there wasn't a #9 on this list .

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ 

NOW you're LAUGHING at yourself!

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,

for they shall never cease to be amused!" 

(Unknown Author)

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Go on, forward this to your friends.

You know you want to!  And try to lick your elbow!