Tuesday, October 25, 2011

International Thinking At Its Best!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: WHY??

Answer: An English princess

 with an Egyptian boyfriend

 crashes in a French tunnel,

 driving a German car

 with a Dutch engine,

 driven by a Belgian who was drunk

 on Scottish whisky,

 (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

 followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

 on Japanese motorcycles;

 treated by an American doctor,

 using Brazilian medicines.

 This is sent to you by an American,

 using Bill Gates' technology,

 and you're probably reading this on your computer,

 that uses Taiwanese chips,

 and a Korean monitor,

 assembled by Bangladeshi workers

 in a Singapore plant,

 transported by Indian truck drivers,

 hijacked by Indonesians,

 unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

 and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

 That, my friends, is Globalization.

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