Monday, January 2, 2012

THE NEW EXERCISE PROGRAM




The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program.

Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:




MONDAY

Beat around the bush

Jump to conclusions

Climb the walls

Wade through the morning paper




TUESDAY
 

Drag my heels

Push my luck

Make Mountains out of mole hills

Hit the nail on the head



WEDNESDAY

Bend over backwards

Jump on the Band Wagon

Run around in circles



THURSDAY

Advise the President on how to run the country

Toot my own horn

Pull out all the stops

Add fuel to the fire




FRIDAY

Open a can of worms

Put my foot in my mouth

Start the ball rolling

Go over the edge



SATURDAY


Pick up the pieces.




SUNDAY

Kneel in prayer

Bow my head in thanksgiving

Uplift my hands in praise

Hug someone and encourage them


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