Thursday, June 28, 2012

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.
 
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
 
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
 
4. Leave a note on your door that reads .......
 
 
Bubba,
 
Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. 
 
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. 
 
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
 
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. 
 
Better wait outside. 
 
Be right back.
 
 
- Billy Joe Bob


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