A priest was invited
to attend a house party.
Naturally, he was properly dressed
and wearing his Priest's Collar.
A little boy kept staring at him
the entire evening.
Finally, the priest asked the little boy
what he was staring at.
The little boy pointed to the priest's neck.
When the priest finally realized
what the boy was pointing at,
He asked the boy,
"Do you know why I am wearing that?"
The boy nodded his head yes, and replied,
"It kills fleas and ticks
for up to three months!"