Thursday, September 6, 2012

Another blond joke, but an oldie but goodie.


An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. 

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. 


After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, '


Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' 


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are old and blind, that you should know a few things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'


The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,


'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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