Tuesday, December 4, 2012

New Medicare Program - Part G

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?


Plan G (stands for Great!) gives anyone 65 years or older a hand-gun and 4  bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.


Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, but where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!


Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.  Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.


As a bonus, your kids can come to visit you as often as they do now.


And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they can no longer afford for you to go into a home.


And you get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.


Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.  (It's just the other 53% who pay taxes that will be footing the bill.)


Is this a great country or what?















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