Monday, February 4, 2013

HAVE A DRINK and TALK TO A BARTENDER!


EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD,
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.  SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.

I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.

'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 


'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! 


A bartender cured me for $10. 


I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 

'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! 

Ain't nobody under there now!'
 



FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK and TALK TO A BARTENDER!


May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more,
And nothing but happiness come through your door!



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