Monday, March 11, 2013

My Hospital Stay


This is an idea for when they put us in "the Home!" 



I was sick and in the hospital.


There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.


Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.


She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,


'And how are we doing this morning',






Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'
                     

I had had enough of this particular nurse.


One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.


Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.



 


So you know where the juice went!

 



 

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.


'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'


At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 


"Well, I'll run it through again. 

Maybe I can filter it better this time."
                      

 

The nurse fainted.......... I just smiled.









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