Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The Psychiatrist and The Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.


Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:


"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.


So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.


"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.


Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" – thumbs down again..


Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.


Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!


So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.


"Nuts and Butts" - no way.


"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.


"Loons and Moons" - forget it.


Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:


"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - 


Specializing in Odds and Ends". 

Everyone loved it.

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