Sunday, April 7, 2013

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to Heaven

 God addresses Gore first.  ''Al, what do you believe in?''

 Gore replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,

 but that it was your will that I did not serve..

 And I've come to understand that now.''


 God thinks for a second and says:

 "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''




 God then addresses Clinton . "Bill, what do you believe in?''

 Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness.

 I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man,

 and I hope no grudges are held against me.''



 God thinks for a second and says:

 "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''



 Then God addresses Obama.

 "Barrack, what do you believe in?''

 Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."



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