Tuesday, June 25, 2013

My new doctor!

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. 

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age.   (I am past Sixty Five).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'I said, 'Not much.  My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

She asked, 

'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

She looked at me and said, 

'Then, why do you even give a darn?'

and speaking of doctor's,
here is an old classic with Archie and his "condition"..

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