Saturday, July 27, 2013

A Very Rugged Woman

During her annual medical examination, a doctor asked a middle-aged woman about her physical activity level.

The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.


When asked for a description of what she did on those days,
she said, "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;
I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.


 I waded along the edge of a lake.


I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.


 I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.


I went to the bathroom behind some big trees.


I ran away from an irate bunch of bees, and then ran away from one angry skunk.


 The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all, I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine."


Amazed by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!"


"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really, really poor golfer".

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