Sunday, September 1, 2013

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:  
1. He called everyone brother. 
2. He liked Gospel. 
3. He didn't get a fair trial. 
  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 
1. He went into His Father's business. 
2. He lived at home until he was 33. 
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. 
  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 
1. He talked with His hands. 
2. He had wine with His meals. 
3. He used olive oil. 
  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 
1. He never cut His hair. 
2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 
3. He started a new religion. 
  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 
1. He was at peace with nature. 
2. He ate a lot of fish. 
3. He talked about 
the Great Spirit. 
  
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 
1. He never got married. 
2. He was always telling stories. 
3. He loved green pastures. 
  

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 
3. And even when He was dead; He had to get up because there was still work to do. 


  
Can I get an AMEN!


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