(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste, faintly, of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is: Embalming.
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN.....
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.