Saturday, March 15, 2014

Bar Room Philosophy

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza
Washington, DC

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her
Men' s Room Linda's Bar and Grill
Chapel Hill, NC

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war.
Hell, do both...
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
 Revolution Books
New York, New York

If pro is opposite of con,
Then what is the opposite of progress?
Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

 ~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

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