Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Male-Female Logic

Short but accurate read.   Read to the end.

Woman:
Do you drink beer?


Man: Yes


Woman:
How many beers a day?


Man:
Usually about 3


Woman: 
How much do you pay per beer?


Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)


Woman: 
And how long have you been drinking?


Man: 
About 20 years, I suppose


Woman: 
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400  correct?


Man: 
Correct


Woman: 
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?


Man: 
Correct


Woman: 
Do you know that if you didnt drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?


Man: 
Do you drink beer?


Woman: 
No


Man: 
Where's your Ferrari?




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