Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Deep Thoughts From a Seasoned Gentleman

Thought this was a profound conclusion...


I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.


The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said "nothing".

The reason I said that instead of saying "just thinking" is because she would have asked, "about what".

At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: 
"Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?"

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, 
I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, 
"It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, 
"You know, I think It would be nice to have another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.  
Time for another beer.



PS: What deep thinkers men are.


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