1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person and everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it. You have received this because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.
Have a great day. Laugh and then laugh and sing "It's a Beautiful Morning" even when it's not, and .......
thank God often, heck, do it right NOW.
Do not regret growing older. It's a privilege denied to many.