Sunday, July 20, 2014

Better than a Flu shot...


Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. 
She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him 
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea.


As he sat facing her old Hammond Organ,
the young minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it.


The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated, 
of all things, a condom!


When she returned
With tea and scones,
they began to chat. 


The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water 
and its strange floater, 
but soon it got the better of him 
and he could no longer resist.


'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 
'Isn't it  wonderful? 


I was walking
through the park a few
months ago and I found
this little package on the ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would 
prevent the spread of disease. 


"Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."


If you don't send this
To five GOOD friends right away
There will be five fewer people
smiling in the world.


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