Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Men Teaching Classes for Women at...


THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2014

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - 
How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 
Which Takes More Energy - 
Putting the Toilet Seat Down, 
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion. 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
--Group Debate. 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 
Curling Irons--
Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials 
and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups. 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds
of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ...
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 
Health Watch--
They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes 
Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations. 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 
How to Shop by Yourself. 
Meets 4 weeks, 
Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

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