Friday, September 26, 2014

A HUSBAND WENT TO THE SHERIFF TO REPORT HIS WIFE WAS MISSING:

Husband : - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.


 

 Sergeant : - What is her height ?


 

 Husband: - Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.


 

 Sergeant : - What is her build?


 

 Husband: - Not slim, but not really fat.


 

 Sergeant : - What about the color of her eyes?


 

 Husband : - Never noticed.


 

 Sergeant : - Color of hair?


 

 Husband : - Changes a couple times a year ... maybe red.


 

 Sergeant : - What was she wearing?


 

 Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.


 

 Sergeant : - Did she go in a car?


 

 Husband : - No, she went in my truck.


 

 Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it?


 

 Husband : - Brand new Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailering package with gold balls hanging from the hitch plus special alloy wheels with off road Michelin's.

   

 Sergeant: - Don't worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck.




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