Saturday, September 6, 2014

My wife won't like it

One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy. 

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, 
"Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Jack and I’m Okay thanks," I replied.

"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, 
rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it." 

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. 

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive.... I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it." 

After a restorative brandy and some creative putting lessons I thanked my host. 

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset." 

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, 
"She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" 

"Under the cart!" I said....

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