Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Safety First

Just gotta love this!!

I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighborhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighborhood Watch.

 
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Flag of ISIS in its center.

 
Now, the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24 hours-7 days/week-365 days/year.


My children are followed to school every day, and my wife too, when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all. I've never felt safer.


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