Monday, November 10, 2014

9 Points to Ponder

This should only be read by those I believe have the mental capacity to comprehend the meaning of these statements. 

It requires the real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts. 

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. 

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted. 

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't
tell them apart. Ladies, if you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. 

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months... maybe years. 

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. 

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. 

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. 

What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. 

... and as someone recently said to me: 
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long. 

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