Sunday, December 28, 2014

"4 Worms In Church"

Four worms and a lesson to be learned...

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis
 to his Sunday sermon. 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. 

At the conclusion of the sermon, 

the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead . 

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .. 

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive 

So the Minister asked the congregation, 

"What did you learn from this demonstration?" 

Maxine was sitting in the back, 

raised her hand and said . . . 

"If you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, 

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

Today is International Disturbed People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... 

Just as I've done. 

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