Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Finally, the real answer!

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today,
2. There is no limit,
3. They taste just like chicken,
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women,      country music...or Jesus, AND
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by this Friday.

No comments:

Post a Comment