Sunday, December 14, 2014

Sign of the times......'prophecy'

 I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Harrisburg Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said:  "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of  God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and, lo and behold, my car had been stolen, and ol' Al was right, I will walk today!

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