Friday, January 30, 2015

Guns and Dismay

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man
 who was put  under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found
 he owned 100 guns and  allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Montana and South Dakota, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called
 "a deer hunting buddy."

And, in TEXAS, he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

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