Sunday, February 1, 2015

a sermon on temperance

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. 

With great emphasis he said,


'If I had all the beer in the world, 
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'


And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'


Sermon complete, he sat down...


The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing,
 'For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, 
'Shall We Gather at the River.'


Smile - life is too short not to!!



If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile

Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river!

Oh. and bring your own glass!!



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