Friday, June 5, 2015

Home Security

Due to the high cost, I have removed my home security system and resigned from the Neighborhood Watch Program. 

I have installed a Syrian flag on my front porch, an Iranian flag in my back deck, and the black flag of ISIS waves from my roof-top. 


The state police, city police, sheriff, FBI, CIA and Homeland Security are all watching my house 24/7. 


I've never felt safer.




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