~*~I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex
~*~Duct tape won't fix that.
~*~Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
~*~We don't keep firearms in this house.
~*~When I retire, I am moving north.
~*~You can't feed that to the dog.
~*~I thought Graceland was tacky.
~*~No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
~*~Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
~*~Do you think my gut is too big?
~*~I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
~*~Honey, we don't need another dog.
~*~Who's Richard Petty?
~*~Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
~*~Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
~*~Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
~*~I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
~*~Trim the fat off that thar steak.
~*~Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
~*~The tires on that truck are too big.
~*~I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
~*~I've got it all on the C drive.
~*~Unsweetened tea tastes better.
~*~Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
~*~My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
~*~Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
~*~She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
~*~Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
~*~I don't have a favorite college team.
*~Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
~*~Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' .