Wednesday, August 5, 2015

A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.

 'APHORISMS'       BROWSE 21 GOOD ONES: .

1.       The nicest thing about the future is . . .
That it always starts tomorrow.

2.       Money will buy a fine dog .. . .
But only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3.       If you don't have a sense of humor . . .
You probably don't have any sense at all.

4.       Seat belts are not as confining . . .
As wheelchairs   .

5.       A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . .
When you're in deep water.

6.       How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark . ..To become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7.       Business conventions are important . . .
Because they demonstrate how many people a company can
operate without.

8.       Why is it that at class reunions . . .
You feel younger than everyone else looks?

9.       Scratch a cat (or dog) . . ..
And you will have a permanent job.

10.       No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy
  (or girl) .. . ..
Who wants to buy a car   .

11.       There are no new sins . . ..
The old ones just get more publicity.

12.       There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong
number at 4 a.m. .. ..
Like, it could be the right number.

13.       No one ever says "It's only a game" . . .
When their team is winning.

14.       I've reached the age where . . .
'happy hour' is a nap.

15.       Be careful about reading the fine print . . .
there's no way you're going to like it.

16.       The trouble with bucket seats is that . . .
Not everybody has the same size bucket.

17.       Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . .
We'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18.       Money can't buy happiness .. . .
But somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than
In a Yugo   .

19.       After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .
You're probably dead.

20.       Always be yourself because the people that matter don't
Mind . . ...
And the ones that mind don't matter.

21.       Life isn't tied with a bow .. . .
But it's still a gift.




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