Wednesday, August 5, 2015
A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.
'APHORISMS' BROWSE 21 GOOD ONES: .
The nicest thing about the future is . . .
That it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog .. . .
But only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don't have a sense of humor . . .
You probably don't have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining . . .
A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . .
When you're in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
the dark . ..
To become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important . . .
Because they demonstrate how many people a company can
Why is it that at class reunions . . .
You feel younger than everyone else looks?
Scratch a cat (or dog) . . ..
And you will have a permanent job.
No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy
(or girl) .. . ..
Who wants to buy a car
There are no new sins . . ..
The old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong
Like, it could be the right number.
No one ever says "It's only a game" . . .
When their team is winning.
I've reached the age where . . .
'happy hour' is a nap.
Be careful about reading the fine print . . .
there's no way you're going to like it.
The trouble with bucket seats is that . . .
Not everybody has the same size bucket.
Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . .
We'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
Money can't buy happiness .. . .
But somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than
In a Yugo
After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .
You're probably dead.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don't
Mind . . ...
And the ones that mind don't matter.
Life isn't tied with a bow .. . .
But it's still a gift.
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