Tuesday, September 22, 2015

BLIND COWBOY


"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... 

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. 

 After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.  In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 

              
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 

                
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 

                      
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 135-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 

                      
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 

    
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 

'Now, think about it  seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' 

              
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 

                  
'No ... not if I'm  gonna have to explain it five times"... 




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