Monday, September 21, 2015

Seniors

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..


When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.


 She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!” 


The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. 


She insisted on speaking to the Manager. 


The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." 

"But I didn't use them.” she said


 ''Well, they are here, and you could have.” 


He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.


"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here.” 


"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.


"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.


No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, 



"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his 
standard response. 



After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay,     
wrote a check and gave it to him. 


The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. 


"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00


 "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me.” 


"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager



"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."!!




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