Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Horse owner

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember
which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut
off the tail of one horse, which worked great
until the other horse got his tail caught in a
bush. The second horse's tail tore in the same
place and looked exactly like the other horse's
tail. Our blonde friend was stuck again.


The neighbor then suggested that she notch the ear of
one horse, which worked fine until the other horse
caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again,
our blonde friend couldn't tell the two horses apart.

*:-?
                          thinkingThe neighbor then suggested that she measure the
horses for height. When she did that, the blonde
was very pleased to find that the white horse was
2 inches taller than the black one.



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