Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Democrat Convention Schedule (Save the Date!)

Saturday, 27 August  2016
 
 
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
 
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
 
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner
 
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton
 
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, 
and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
 
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters
 
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
 
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
 
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology
 "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
 
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal 
when Hillary realizes she got him killed in Benghazi
 
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as 
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
 
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post 
and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
 
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
 
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hillary Clinton
 
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
 
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to 
Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
 
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving
 in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
 
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews



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