Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Signs Revisited

We will heel you. 
We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you.

In a Podiatrist's office:   "Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:  Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:  "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's truck :  "We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber's truck"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door:  "Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:  "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.”

And the best one for last…:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:  
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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