Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Famous Presidential Lies Contest



Famous Presidential Lies Contest
Written by, To The Point News
LBJ:
  • None of our boys will die on foreign soil 
Nixon:
  • I am not a crook 
GHW Bush:
  • Read my lips - No New Taxes 
Clinton:
  • I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski 
GW Bush:
  • Iraq has weapons of mass destruction 
Obama:
  • I will have the most transparent administration in history.  
  • The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.  
  • I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.  
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone.  
  • It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.  
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".  
  • You didn't build that!  
  • I will restore trust in Government.  
  • The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.  
  • The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk  
  • It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.  
  • Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.  
  • We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.  
  • I am not spying on American citizens.  
  • Obama Care will be good for America.  
  • You can keep your family doctor.  
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500.  
  • If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.  
  • It's just like shopping at Amazon.  
  • I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.  
  • I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.  
  • I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.  
  • I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.  
  • And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.  
  • If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.  
  • If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.  
  • I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.  
  • I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries. 
And the biggest one of all:
  • "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America." 
I believe we have a winner


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