Friday, March 18, 2016

Thank God for our teachers!

The Urinals are too high!  
A group  of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about  thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. 
When it  was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls  would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. 
The  teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the  boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no  choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting  the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow  away from their clothes. 
As she  lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well  endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be  in the 5th grade." 
"No  ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race but I appreciate  your help." 

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