Thursday, March 3, 2016

TRUMP AND HILLARY IN A BAR


          
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar.  Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal."
          
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:" 
         
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
          
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
          
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
          
Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
         
Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal?”
Trump: "No the other one:"
          
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos?”
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
        
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
      
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?" 
Trump: "No, the other one."
         
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "Me, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
          
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
           
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"

Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".






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