Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Cowboy Goes To Heaven

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' 

St. Peter asked.


'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.


I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.


So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'


St. Peter was impressed,

 'When did this happen?'



'Couple of minutes ago.'


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