Thursday, April 7, 2016

Mixed Signals

A guy sends a text to his next door neighbor: 

"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your WIFE when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his unfaithful spouse.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: 


"Shit.  I really should use spell check! I meant WIFI."



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