Sunday, April 3, 2016

Safe at home

I took down my Rebel flag (which you CAN'T buy on e-bay anymore) and I peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the ineffective Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on  e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard. 

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.    

I've NEVER felt  safer, and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged me.

Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of way and security can't pat us down.

Safe at last – only in the USA!

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